My name is Marco Gonçalves and I'm from the most beautiful country in the world. As you already guessed, Portugal! More specifically from a small village called Vade S. Tomé in Ponte da Barca.
SearchKryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.